olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS